My Mommy is definitely too clean. She thinks I’m going to move for her. I only will if I decide it is dirty. Or if she uses the vacuum.

But today, she seems to be obsessed with a quick mop. Something called a Swiffer. (She doesn’t know I can read this stuff…)
I guess it is good because it picks up my fur. But I don’t understand what is wrong with having some fur around here?!?